OK Guys only?

Youve just watched a 2 hour long war movie you dont want to wake the wife and kids so you leave the lights off. Your bladder is in meltdown so you hit the bog. Now heres the question. Who trys target practice on noise only ie a direct hit is the splosh in the pan a dull thud is the noise on the floor a tinny noise is the pee hitting the rim. Come on now lads were all guilty?